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Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 78 Location: On the Doctor’s exam table, perhaps
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:24 pm Post subject: I'm sure I'm not the only one who has thought about it...
What are some of the most absurd couples you can think of?
I mean, I've read some Twilight fanfictions and have seen Bella/Jasper, etc.
That's pretty, well, far-fetched. LOL.
So, what are the most OOC couples you can come up with?
(yes, this is JUST for FUN)
And my own sick amusement.
I'll have to say Victoria/Ben is... well, is there even a word for it? _________________
I read fanfiction where Bella is pregnant with Jacob's child and Edward still marries her. It disturbed me greatly.
lol
But when she became a vampire...she would be pregnant...forever
"Hey bella! When's the baby due."
"Eh," she shrugs indifferently, "You know, 100 years give or take." _________________ "In this world love has no color, yet how deeply my body is stained by yours." J. Craqqette
I read fanfiction where Bella is pregnant with Jacob's child and Edward still marries her. It disturbed me greatly.
lol
But when she became a vampire...she would be pregnant...forever
"Hey bella! When's the baby due."
"Eh," she shrugs indifferently, "You know, 100 years give or take."
Oh dear lord.... :dies:
What about... gasp.... Emmett/Jasper pairings! You know...when the girls are away the boys play.
I shudder to think that!
*cue dramatic music*
Emmett stares into the darkness, "I wish i knew how to quite you."
Jasper raises his brows nodding slowly, "Yep, but you just won't die. Sucks to be you!" _________________ "In this world love has no color, yet how deeply my body is stained by yours." J. Craqqette
Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 214 Location: College Town, USA
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:31 am Post subject:
lymikimmie wrote:
essa01 wrote:
consequenceofsound wrote:
lymikimmie wrote:
cosmo-jenny wrote:
I read fanfiction where Bella is pregnant with Jacob's child and Edward still marries her. It disturbed me greatly.
lol
But when she became a vampire...she would be pregnant...forever
"Hey bella! When's the baby due."
"Eh," she shrugs indifferently, "You know, 100 years give or take."
Oh dear lord.... :dies:
What about... gasp.... Emmett/Jasper pairings! You know...when the girls are away the boys play.
I shudder to think that!
*cue dramatic music*
Emmett stares into the darkness, "I wish i knew how to quite you."
Jasper raises his brows nodding slowly, "Yep, but you just won't die. Sucks to be you!"
I love that you went there.
Emmett: Hey Uh....Rose? Jasper and I are gonna go fishing. We'll be gone all weekend.
Rosalie: Why are you going fishing? You don't eat Emmett!
Emmett: Well uh... we're gonna use the fist as bate for the the bears.
Jasper: What he means to say is that fishing is code for hunting.... ::glars at Emmett for almost given them away:: _________________ ~Molly~
I read fanfiction where Bella is pregnant with Jacob's child and Edward still marries her. It disturbed me greatly.
lol
But when she became a vampire...she would be pregnant...forever
"Hey bella! When's the baby due."
"Eh," she shrugs indifferently, "You know, 100 years give or take."
Oh dear lord.... :dies:
What about... gasp.... Emmett/Jasper pairings! You know...when the girls are away the boys play.
I shudder to think that!
*cue dramatic music*
Emmett stares into the darkness, "I wish i knew how to quite you."
Jasper raises his brows nodding slowly, "Yep, but you just won't die. Sucks to be you!"
I love that you went there.
Emmett: Hey Uh....Rose? Jasper and I are gonna go fishing. We'll be gone all weekend.
Rosalie: Why are you going fishing? You don't eat Emmett!
Emmett: Well uh... we're gonna use the fist as bate for the the bears.
Jasper: What he means to say is that fishing is code for hunting.... ::glars at Emmett for almost given them away::
Oh fishing! Was the note still on the hook asking them to bring back a live bear when they got back from 'fishing'? _________________ "In this world love has no color, yet how deeply my body is stained by yours." J. Craqqette
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