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**MyMidnightSun** · Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:43 am Post subject:

haha Mike/Esme...that cracks me up ALOT. Mike needs a bit of teaching...and Esme is compassionate...
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**Stregoni_Benefici** · Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:09 am Post subject:

**Linds** · Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:19 am Post subject:

**MyMidnightSun** · Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:28 am Post subject:

OH NO! NO! NO! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE ANOTHER STEP ACROSS THE LINE!

I like Carlsile!
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**Linds** · Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:37 am Post subject:

**MyMidnightSun** · Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:40 am Post subject:

Whenever I think of Mike I think this:

Mike: Mummy!
(runs up to his mother and gives her a hug, crying)
Mike: A vampire stole my girlfriend!
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**Linds** · Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:48 am Post subject:

Haha!

Mike's mom: ".............. A what stole your what???"

I think of a golden retriever, naturally. Very Happy

LOL, what if Mike's mom got with Charlie? Poor Mike, as if all of his hopes and dreams couldn't be crushed any further.
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**MyMidnightSun** · Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:52 am Post subject:

I did wonder whether or not there was something going on there, coz every time Bella mentions the Mike to Charlie, Charlie is always "Oh the Newtons this, this Newtons that."

Maybe one specific Newton?
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**Linds** · Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:25 am Post subject:

Hmm, I never thought of that. He did always seem to get a bit overly excited whenever the Newtons were mentioned though, didn't he?

Interesting...
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**morgan** · Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:14 pm Post subject:

Hahaha, well, he could think of Mike as a nice young man from a respected family.

Or he thinks momma Newton is hot.

Agreement on Mike's dreams being crushed if Charlie and Mrs. Newton were to get it on.

Haha...we are a bit sick, you know. Razz

**Linds** · Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:30 pm Post subject:

Yeah, I mean, it wouldn't be hard to believe that Mike still has a small glimmer of hope that Bella will leave Edward and hook up with him. As blatantly unlikely as it is, i'm betting he still hopes. Charlie and his mom hooking up would crush that glimmer, just crush it.

Hahaha, this whole thread is a bit sick, but so entertaining. Laughing

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**MyMidnightSun** · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:41 am Post subject:

But it is entertaining! I get so many laughs from you guys!
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I read a fanfic on FF.com that's still being worked on called "Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army"... essentially the two authors of the story decided to write a farce based on all the insane Fanfics out there with completely ludicrous plots. She gets pregnant with Jacob's baby after she phases into a werewolf, and the authors have vowed not to stop writing until they get her changed and into the US Armed Forces as well. It's so hilarious. Mr. Green

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**Linds** · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:30 pm Post subject:

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