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consequenceofsound
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lymikimmie wrote:
consequenceofsound wrote:
lymikimmie wrote:
essa01 wrote:
consequenceofsound wrote:
lymikimmie wrote:
cosmo-jenny wrote:
I read fanfiction where Bella is pregnant with Jacob's child and Edward still marries her. It disturbed me greatly.


lol

But when she became a vampire...she would be pregnant...forever

"Hey bella! When's the baby due."

"Eh," she shrugs indifferently, "You know, 100 years give or take."



Oh dear lord.... :dies:

What about... gasp.... Emmett/Jasper pairings! You know...when the girls are away the boys play.


I shudder to think that!



*cue dramatic music*

Emmett stares into the darkness, "I wish i knew how to quite you."

Jasper raises his brows nodding slowly, "Yep, but you just won't die. Sucks to be you!"




I love that you went there.

Emmett: Hey Uh....Rose? Jasper and I are gonna go fishing. We'll be gone all weekend.
Rosalie: Why are you going fishing? You don't eat Emmett!
Emmett: Well uh... we're gonna use the fist as bate for the the bears.
Jasper: What he means to say is that fishing is code for hunting.... ::glars at Emmett for almost given them away::



Oh fishing! Was the note still on the hook asking them to bring back a live bear when they got back from 'fishing'?



Of course it was! And Emmett smells Jasper's shirts when no one's home.
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lymikimmie
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol and goes down to Mexico.

That was a great movie! Amazing, amazing acting!

RIP HL
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow... I love where this conversation has gone, lol.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edward and....wait for it... Jessica!!!!!!

Wouldn't that be hilarious... oh my, I loved what Edward said in the first Chapter of Midnight Sun, where he was like, I'd wish I could explain to her exactly what would happen if my lips, and the teeth behind them, got anywhere near her, or something like that.

I can so see Jessica/Edward happening!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The strangest one I've seen is Edward and Carlisle... I couldn't even bring myself to open it Razz.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I read fanfiction where Bella is pregnant with Jacob's child and Edward still marries her. It disturbed me greatly."

Ew...no. That's just wrong on so many levels. I have to agree that I love where this forum is going...amen for the "Academy" being started cause this conversation probably never would have happened elsewhere.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edward and Carlisle?

*shakes head*

My heart hurts with what people are writing about! I just had the most horrible thought.

"Who's your daddy, Edward?"

Edward thinks, Someone else?

Horrible. Horrible.
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morgan
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If we're going guy/guy, why not Edward and Mike?

Or perhaps, girl girl, Rosalie and Lauren.

That would be something.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

morgan wrote:
If we're going guy/guy, why not Edward and Mike?

Or perhaps, girl girl, Rosalie and Lauren.

That would be something.


Edward and Mike? Well, I guess opposites attract! And as for Rosalie and Lauren, if it happened pre - Eclipse, then they are made for each other!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After that heart-to-heart I think that Rosalie and Bella would be interesting.

Edward would probably kill Mike, but hey you never know.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I could just see Mike and Edward... lol Mike would be all clingy and Edward would just be all what hte hell and then Mike is the newest edition to the Cullens!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paradise Seeker wrote:
The strangest one I've seen is Edward and Carlisle... I couldn't even bring myself to open it Razz.



Ugh I've seen those too. I can't bear them. I cringe just looking at the summaries.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guy on guy?

SAM AND EMMETT IS PRETTY DISTURBING.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

essa01 wrote:
Guy on guy?

SAM AND EMMETT IS PRETTY DISTURBING.


HAHAHAHA. Yeah, I agree. Wow. I can't ever think of Sam with anyone besides Emily. My brain just doesn't do it.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO. Thanks for making my day ladies, seriously! This thread is beyond hilarious! Loveeee it!

Emmett and Sam - could that be any more disturbing?! Hahaha oh wow. And Edward and Mike....yep, Mike would definitely be the super-clingy type!

And that bit about Emmett and Jasper "going fishing"....I nearly died, right there. Laughing LOL.

Haha, what about Charlie and Alice? It's not as disturbing as the others, but we all know that Charlie SO has a thing for Alice! I could just see Alice giving him a full-blown makeover and making him into a total hottie! *dies*
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