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consequenceofsound Heidi’s Prey

Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 214 Location: College Town, USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:55 am Post subject: |
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| lymikimmie wrote: |
| consequenceofsound wrote: |
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| essa01 wrote: |
| consequenceofsound wrote: |
| lymikimmie wrote: |
| cosmo-jenny wrote: |
| I read fanfiction where Bella is pregnant with Jacob's child and Edward still marries her. It disturbed me greatly. |
lol
But when she became a vampire...she would be pregnant...forever
"Hey bella! When's the baby due."
"Eh," she shrugs indifferently, "You know, 100 years give or take." |
Oh dear lord.... :dies:
What about... gasp.... Emmett/Jasper pairings! You know...when the girls are away the boys play. |
I shudder to think that! |
*cue dramatic music*
Emmett stares into the darkness, "I wish i knew how to quite you."
Jasper raises his brows nodding slowly, "Yep, but you just won't die. Sucks to be you!" |
I love that you went there.
Emmett: Hey Uh....Rose? Jasper and I are gonna go fishing. We'll be gone all weekend.
Rosalie: Why are you going fishing? You don't eat Emmett!
Emmett: Well uh... we're gonna use the fist as bate for the the bears.
Jasper: What he means to say is that fishing is code for hunting.... ::glars at Emmett for almost given them away:: |
Oh fishing! Was the note still on the hook asking them to bring back a live bear when they got back from 'fishing'? |
Of course it was! And Emmett smells Jasper's shirts when no one's home. _________________ ~Molly~
I ship Jemmsper!
....I am a conundrum, a paradox if you will.
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lymikimmie Edward’s Singer

Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 373 Location: Texas
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:46 am Post subject: |
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lol and goes down to Mexico.
That was a great movie! Amazing, amazing acting!
RIP HL _________________ "In this world love has no color, yet how deeply my body is stained by yours." J. Craqqette
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StrawberryMina Volturi Receptionist

Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 7 Location: Forks, NJ
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:10 am Post subject: |
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wow... I love where this conversation has gone, lol. _________________ Robert Pattinson doesn't like kids. Well, Rob, I WON'T say I want to marry you. Instead, I want to have your babies. Just to spite you.
...and for the sex.
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MyMidnightSun Jane’s Victim

Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 587 Location: Bunbury, Western Australia
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:15 am Post subject: |
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Edward and....wait for it... Jessica!!!!!!
Wouldn't that be hilarious... oh my, I loved what Edward said in the first Chapter of Midnight Sun, where he was like, I'd wish I could explain to her exactly what would happen if my lips, and the teeth behind them, got anywhere near her, or something like that.
I can so see Jessica/Edward happening!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!  _________________
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Paradise Seeker Volturi Receptionist
Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 11 Location: NC/FL
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:27 am Post subject: |
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The strangest one I've seen is Edward and Carlisle... I couldn't even bring myself to open it .
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Lexiani Jasper’s Psychic

Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 362 Location: Riding in Emmett's Jeep
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:45 am Post subject: |
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"I read fanfiction where Bella is pregnant with Jacob's child and Edward still marries her. It disturbed me greatly."
Ew...no. That's just wrong on so many levels. I have to agree that I love where this forum is going...amen for the "Academy" being started cause this conversation probably never would have happened elsewhere. _________________
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lymikimmie Edward’s Singer

Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 373 Location: Texas
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:23 am Post subject: |
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Edward and Carlisle?
*shakes head*
My heart hurts with what people are writing about! I just had the most horrible thought.
"Who's your daddy, Edward?"
Edward thinks, Someone else?
Horrible. Horrible. _________________ "In this world love has no color, yet how deeply my body is stained by yours." J. Craqqette
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morgan Emmett’s Irritable Grizzly

Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 740
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:36 am Post subject: |
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If we're going guy/guy, why not Edward and Mike?
Or perhaps, girl girl, Rosalie and Lauren.
That would be something.
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MyMidnightSun Jane’s Victim

Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 587 Location: Bunbury, Western Australia
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:39 am Post subject: |
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| morgan wrote: |
If we're going guy/guy, why not Edward and Mike?
Or perhaps, girl girl, Rosalie and Lauren.
That would be something. |
Edward and Mike? Well, I guess opposites attract! And as for Rosalie and Lauren, if it happened pre - Eclipse, then they are made for each other! _________________
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lymikimmie Edward’s Singer

Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 373 Location: Texas
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:40 am Post subject: |
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After that heart-to-heart I think that Rosalie and Bella would be interesting.
Edward would probably kill Mike, but hey you never know. _________________ "In this world love has no color, yet how deeply my body is stained by yours." J. Craqqette
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MyMidnightSun Jane’s Victim

Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 587 Location: Bunbury, Western Australia
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:47 am Post subject: |
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I could just see Mike and Edward... lol Mike would be all clingy and Edward would just be all what hte hell and then Mike is the newest edition to the Cullens! _________________
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consequenceofsound Heidi’s Prey

Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 214 Location: College Town, USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:49 am Post subject: |
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| Paradise Seeker wrote: |
The strangest one I've seen is Edward and Carlisle... I couldn't even bring myself to open it . |
Ugh I've seen those too. I can't bear them. I cringe just looking at the summaries. _________________ ~Molly~
I ship Jemmsper!
....I am a conundrum, a paradox if you will.
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essa01 Jane’s Victim

Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 546
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:21 am Post subject: |
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Guy on guy?
SAM AND EMMETT IS PRETTY DISTURBING. _________________
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morgan Emmett’s Irritable Grizzly

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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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Guy on guy?
SAM AND EMMETT IS PRETTY DISTURBING. |
HAHAHAHA. Yeah, I agree. Wow. I can't ever think of Sam with anyone besides Emily. My brain just doesn't do it.
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cullencharm Volturi Receptionist

Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 70 Location: NY
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO. Thanks for making my day ladies, seriously! This thread is beyond hilarious! Loveeee it!
Emmett and Sam - could that be any more disturbing?! Hahaha oh wow. And Edward and Mike....yep, Mike would definitely be the super-clingy type!
And that bit about Emmett and Jasper "going fishing"....I nearly died, right there. LOL.
Haha, what about Charlie and Alice? It's not as disturbing as the others, but we all know that Charlie SO has a thing for Alice! I could just see Alice giving him a full-blown makeover and making him into a total hottie! *dies* _________________
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