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Jeez, haha.. these stories are pretty intense! Especially that last one. Crazy girl, hah.


WELP this isn't an extreme story, but last semester I basically had a kleptomaniac for a roommate. She stole around $100 from me, clothes, my TI-83, and a bunch of my schoolbooks. I came back from winter break to find my blankets covered in syrup, soda covering the floor, and all of her stuff had been moved out already. I figure she got mad at me for stealing MY stuff back from her (I ended up getting suspicious after the first few things went missing, and looked for them on her side of the room when she wasn't home. Sure enough, I found everything but my calculator and money.) so she probably decided to go about taking out her anger toward me on my bed. I filed an incident report, but I'm going to confront her next time I see her which is actually a lot harder than you'd think, because I've really only seen her once or twice since last semester. Ohhhh welllll.

I feel bad for y'all!! The worst thing I've been involved in has just been really awkward fights I've witnessed between a drunk couple while I was driving them home, two girls throwing up in my car after I picked them up from a party, etc...

Guess that teaches me for being the DD.

Eww eww! Throwup!

Horror story number 347923492:

I was playing a drinking card game in a room with a bunch of people, and the girl siting across from me projectile vomits across the table all over me.

And then I ran out of the room and puked because it was awfully disgusting. It was so traumatizing.

morgan wrote:Eww eww! Throwup!

Horror story number 347923492:

I was playing a drinking card game in a room with a bunch of people, and the girl siting across from me projectile vomits across the table all over me.

And then I ran out of the room and puked because it was awfully disgusting. It was so traumatizing.

Woah. I'm sorry morgan! That sucks! I was in your situation...but I would have been the one that spit up on you...oops

Okay, so explanation.

I was in my room with friends and we were taking shots.

Okay kids the number one thing you never ever ever take a shot NOT even if you are on your death bed! You never take a shot of pineapple tequila.

EVER!

So I took the shot and the next thing that I know I was spitting it up on my friend...I made her eyes burn. I felt so bad, but I threw up because it was so disgusting!

Pineapple TEQUILA!? How about the rule is you never take a shot of any type of tequila at any point of your life, ever. Straight up tequila = major ew. Your poor friend. I feel her pain.

lymikimmie wrote:Okay, so explanation.

I was in my room with friends and we were taking shots.

Okay kids the number one thing you never ever ever take a shot NOT even if you are on your death bed! You never take a shot of pineapple tequila.

EVER!

So I took the shot and the next thing that I know I was spitting it up on my friend...I made her eyes burn. I felt so bad, but I threw up because it was so disgusting!

Yech. I have tried to acquire a taste for tequila but it's just too strong for me. My drink of choice (when I do drink because I started back up again haha) is vodka. It's clean, and the burn afterwards is just so warm and pleasant.

You know what makes a really good shot? Amaretto. Take a shot of that and follow it with a lime wedge. Sounds like an odd combo but the flavors even themselves out quite pleasantly. But you can't do line 40 shots in a row or whatever (I just realized how insane that number is haha). That's good for like 4 or so shots but after that the flavor can get kinda strong.

My horror stories are usually about roomies too. Thank goodness I won't have to deal with them again... for now.