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Bella's hormones...
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lambinthemeadow
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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
MyMidnightSun wrote:
I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but laugh as I read this last page..

Good question though. Yes, I do think Edward's a virgin (aw, that's so sweet - men like that are so hard to find these days!)


I know! I read that and was just like "awwww that is the sweetest thing ever." I love it! As if he couldn't get any more perfect.
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Serena18
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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
lambinthemeadow wrote:
MyMidnightSun wrote:
I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but laugh as I read this last page..

Good question though. Yes, I do think Edward's a virgin (aw, that's so sweet - men like that are so hard to find these days!)


I know! I read that and was just like "awwww that is the sweetest thing ever." I love it! As if he couldn't get any more perfect.


same here it was so sweet 2 read that & thats y its my signature. i love that line the most out of all of the books so far.
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jennyberry
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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
so for a fact we all wish that they have sex before she is a vampire but?????
what if the forget to use a condom??? will that make bella a vampire????
i for one woundt mind having sex with edward and insted of being biten be transforme after a orgasm or should i say vampgasm (LOL)
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morgan
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
There is a really funny fan fic that has to do with Edward going to Wal-Mart to buy condoms because he's scared hes going to turn Bella with the venom when he ejaculates.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3359121/1/ If anyone wants to read it. Angel posted it in the fan fic thread and I thought it was hilarious.
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Molly
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jeez... Just reading "Edward going to Wal-Mart to buy condoms" cracked me up Laughing Must read it tomorrow.
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 6:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I read it. Oh. my. gosh. Words can't describe how much I love Emmett!! hahaha and Karyn wanting to watch.. Ock! (which is when something is so awkward, you can't even say the entire word.. just the first part)
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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
jajaja love it ti was so funny the hole “Rattlesnake venom” rofl jajaja that was really good
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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
haha edward buying condoms in wal-mart....riiight ^^
i can't even picture him in wal-mart for some reason....and buying condoms there, even less likely Wink
and wouldn't he break it anyway? with being as hard as marble and all? just wondering haha

anyway, the fic is hilarious! hysterical! love it ^^

btw is anyone else getting viagra ads in this thread? like, in the replying mode, right under "topic review"? lol
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